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Brad Norris
It was announced last night that the search for the Winthrop
heir is at an end. Brad Norris, a sophomore at New York
University, is apparently the last surviving member of a
family related by marriage to the Winthrops, whose unexplained
disappearance is still baffling local police. Captain of NYU
ski team and a prominent member of the Debating Society, Mr.
Norris is planning a mondo party, and looks
forward to meeting his new neighbors.
STATS
3 3 3 3 3
0 3 2 2
2 2 0 2
0 3 2 0
-1 -1
-1 -1
-1 -1
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Ms. Charlotte Kane
Lawyers administering the Winthrop estate announced last night
that the estate has passed to Ms. Charlotte Kane. Currently
CEO of Golgotha Holdings, Ms. Kane became a respected figure
in New York's business community with a series of takeovers and leveraged
buyouts in the late 1980s. Her lawyers have declined to comment on rumors
that Ms. Kane plans to turn the historic Winthrop house into a luxury hotel
and conference center.
STATS
2 4 3 1 4
0 0 2 2
0 4 2 1
1 2 0 0
8 3
-1 -1
-1 -1
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Mr. Charles Weiss
It was announced yesterday that an heir to the Winthrop estate
has been found. Mr. Charles Weiss of Bangor, Maine, who makes
his living as a stage magician, describes himself as an
astrologer and student of the occult. Family lawyers have
declined to comment on speculation that this is the same
Charles Weiss who was implicated in the Arlington "sacrifice"
scandal three years ago. However, his arrival will no doubt
upset his new neighbors.
STATS
2 3 2 2 5
1 1 1 1
0 0 3 0
1 1 0 0
2 5
8 2
-1 -1
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Lucy Weston
It was announced last night that the search for the Winthrop
heir is at an end. Lucy Weston, a sophomore at the University
of California Los Angeles is an active member of the Sigma
Epsilon Chi sorority. Ms. Weston has represented UCLA in tennis
and volleyball. An orphan who has worked her way through
school, Ms. Weston described her good fortune as "Wow, totally
rad. Like a whole mansion all to myself. It's so cool, almost tubular!"
STATS
4 1 4 3 2
0 3 1 4
0 2 0 0
1 3 2 0
-1 -1
-1 -1
-1 -1
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Prof. Henry Jones
After a prolonged search, the heir to the Winthrop estate has
been found - Professor Henry Jones of Penn State University.
## Professor Jones has written a number of papers on the early
history of the Massachusetts colony, and is regarded as an
authority on the Salem witch-trials of 1692. As head of the
Department of American History at PSU, Professor Jones should
find much to interest him in the ancient Winthrop estate.
STATS
2 4 3 1 4
0 4 2 0
0 1 0 0
0 1 0 0
16 5
-1 -1
-1 -1
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Jane Olson
The missing Winthrop heir has been found after a long search,
family lawyers revealed yesterday. Jane Olson is a journalist
with the New York Daily Post. She is well known for her
investigative journalism; some locals feel that she will find
plenty of material in her new home, which has long been the
center of rumor and legend. Perhaps she could shed some light
on the enigmatic disappearance of the Winthrop family, which
continues to baffle police.
STATS
3 3 3 3 3
0 3 0 2
3 0 0 3
2 3 3 0
-1 -1
-1 -1
-1 -1
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Maj. Robert Kowalski
Lawyers searching for an heir to the Winthrop estate announced
last night that they have found the only living relative of
the late owners. Maj. Robert "Boomer" Kowalski, USMC (retired)
is expected to arrive in town soon to take possession of the
estate. A holder of the Purple Heart and the Navy Cross, Major
Kowalski served with distinction in Grenada, Panama, and the
Gulf as well as many other actions throughout the world.
Sources inside the Marine Corps describe our new neighbor as a
capable all-round athlete and one time Combined Services
boxing champion.
STATS
3 2 4 4 1
2 3 0 3
0 3 0 0
3 0 1 1
-1 -1
-1 -1
-1 -1
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Mrs. Isobel Gowdie
Winthrop lawyers issued a statement today revealing that
ownership of the entire estate has passed to Mrs. Isobel
Gowdie. Mrs. Gowdie, a widow, is a distant relative
of the Winthrop family, whose mysterious
disappearance is still baffling local police. Family lawyers
are reticent over details, but local records show a Gowdie
family resident in the area in Colonial times, moving to
Massachusetts in the last years of the seventeenth century.
STATS
2 2 3 2 5
0 1 0 0
0 1 3 0
0 0 0 0
2  6
16 1

