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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious.
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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