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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.

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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.

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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?

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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.

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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.

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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.

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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?

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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.

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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW

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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.

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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.

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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.

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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.

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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.

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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating response.

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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.

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This is why He stopped answering prayers.

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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.

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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.

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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.