The Onion to resume print publication Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Sandstorm400 17. Srpen 2024 v 02:33 submitted by /u/Sandstorm400 [link] [comments]
Fan gets onstage with Macklemore, had forgotten she’s wanted by the police . Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/trepatblanc 20. Srpen 2024 v 21:35 submitted by /u/trepatblanc [link] [comments]
Giant spiders the size of rats make comeback in UK after nearing extinction, RSPB says Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/dect60 21. Srpen 2024 v 00:35 submitted by /u/dect60 [link] [comments]
Starbucks’ new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/ChocolateTsar 20. Srpen 2024 v 18:24 submitted by /u/ChocolateTsar [link] [comments]
Shein sues Temu over copyright infringement, alleges rival loses money on every sale Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/mbz321 21. Srpen 2024 v 04:24 submitted by /u/mbz321 [link] [comments]
University of Missouri tells student group to rename its ‘Welcome Black BBQ’ event Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Forward-Answer-4407 21. Srpen 2024 v 03:54 submitted by /u/Forward-Answer-4407 [link] [comments]
After a brain bleed, a Georgia hospital temporarily removed part of a man’s skull. Employees lost the bone, lawsuit says Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/pugdeity 21. Srpen 2024 v 00:18 submitted by /u/pugdeity [link] [comments]
Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/gootyy 21. Srpen 2024 v 05:40 submitted by /u/gootyy [link] [comments]
Truck driver distracted by TikTok sentenced to 22 years after killing 5 in crash Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Maleficent_Cell8384 21. Srpen 2024 v 07:45 submitted by /u/Maleficent_Cell8384 [link] [comments]
Canada conservatives criticized for video celebrating ‘our home’ that mostly shows other countries Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/joeythenose 20. Srpen 2024 v 18:36 submitted by /u/joeythenose [link] [comments]
Public school history assignment asking if God is real sparks controversy Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/halxp01 21. Srpen 2024 v 02:50 submitted by /u/halxp01 [link] [comments]
Taliban morality police dismissed 281 security personnel after they fail to grow beards Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/SaneForCocoaPuffs 20. Srpen 2024 v 19:22 submitted by /u/SaneForCocoaPuffs [link] [comments]
Forty sausage rolls awarded for 40 years of service Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Grimreap32 20. Srpen 2024 v 20:44 submitted by /u/Grimreap32 [link] [comments]
Homeless man reoffends after asking for two years in jail amid housing crisis Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/mh06941 20. Srpen 2024 v 06:50 submitted by /u/mh06941 [link] [comments]
Cartel member imprisoned in Colorado sues Diddy over drug business Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/RetroAlixe 21. Srpen 2024 v 04:56 submitted by /u/RetroAlixe [link] [comments]
Cartel member sues Diddy for allegedly ruining drug business Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Lamont2000 20. Srpen 2024 v 13:21 submitted by /u/Lamont2000 [link] [comments]
Oklahoma State football introduces QR codes on helmets for 2024 season to pay players. Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/halxp01 21. Srpen 2024 v 00:32 submitted by /u/halxp01 [link] [comments]
German Navy blasts out Darth Vader theme on Thames Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Zhukov-74 21. Srpen 2024 v 10:46 submitted by /u/Zhukov-74 [link] [comments]
"Too Fat" Man In Taiwan Gets Divorce After Wife Charges Money For Sex, Conversations Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Forward-Answer-4407 19. Srpen 2024 v 23:43 submitted by /u/Forward-Answer-4407 [link] [comments]
Switzerland dumped munitions in its lakes. Now it’s offering $57,000 for the best ideas to get them out Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/SelectiveSanity 19. Srpen 2024 v 19:12 submitted by /u/SelectiveSanity [link] [comments]
Career in crime? 'Schools' in Madhya Pradesh villages teach children 'art of theft, robbery, and dacoity' Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/No_Ostrich8685 20. Srpen 2024 v 19:24 submitted by /u/No_Ostrich8685 [link] [comments]
Man jailed for impersonating Miami Springs pizzeria, delivering disgusting pies, police say Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/JAlbert653 20. Srpen 2024 v 13:41 submitted by /u/JAlbert653 [link] [comments]
Postbox closed because “snails eating mail” Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/HooseSpoose 20. Srpen 2024 v 12:04 submitted by /u/HooseSpoose [link] [comments]
Man in Thailand gets shot at over 10 times & survives, claims amulet saved his life Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/abacus-seeds 20. Srpen 2024 v 10:21 submitted by /u/abacus-seeds [link] [comments]
Missing scissors cause 36 flight cancellations in Japan Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/conturbation 20. Srpen 2024 v 13:51 submitted by /u/conturbation [link] [comments]
Snail farm in Liverpool office sparks tax avoidance probe Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/WiganLad82 21. Srpen 2024 v 09:31 submitted by /u/WiganLad82 [link] [comments]
Indonesian man kills neighbour who kept asking him why he was not married at 45 Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/ImprovingEquals 3. Srpen 2024 v 19:27 submitted by /u/ImprovingEquals [link] [comments]
Louisiana governor tells parents against Ten Commandments in classrooms: 'Tell your child not to look' Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Le-Pepper 6. Srpen 2024 v 03:34 submitted by /u/Le-Pepper [link] [comments]
Judge orders Justice Department to return helmet, spear to 'QAnon Shaman' Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Ready_Panda 5. Srpen 2024 v 21:19 submitted by /u/Ready_Panda [link] [comments]
Nassau County lawmakers vote to ban masks in public Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/galaxystars1 6. Srpen 2024 v 02:39 submitted by /u/galaxystars1 [link] [comments]
Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/AnnoyAMeps 5. Srpen 2024 v 22:59 submitted by /u/AnnoyAMeps [link] [comments]
U.S. fugitive known as "The Devil" captured while working as cop in Mexico 20 years after Ohio murder Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Similar_Rutabaga_593 5. Srpen 2024 v 13:48 submitted by /u/Similar_Rutabaga_593 [link] [comments]
New York State bill bans classrooms that reach 88 degrees and hotter Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/Realtrain 6. Srpen 2024 v 06:49 submitted by /u/Realtrain [link] [comments]
Hulk Hogan ‘Killing Gawker’ Film in Active Development With Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s Artists Equity Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/_Levitated_Shield_ 6. Srpen 2024 v 04:34 submitted by /u/_Levitated_Shield_ [link] [comments]
Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/varymydays24601 5. Srpen 2024 v 23:46 submitted by /u/varymydays24601 [link] [comments]
Wyoming allows snowmobilers to run down wildlife. Despite global outrage, it may stay legal. Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/JAlbert653 5. Srpen 2024 v 16:58 submitted by /u/JAlbert653 [link] [comments]
‘Beetlejuice 2’ Virtual Box Office Launches in Roblox to Sell Real Movie Tickets in Game Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/LigmaDragonDeez 5. Srpen 2024 v 19:43 submitted by /u/LigmaDragonDeez [link] [comments]
RFK Jr admits to dumping bear carcass in New York's Central Park Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/curlyhairedgal28 6. Srpen 2024 v 02:29 submitted by /u/curlyhairedgal28 [link] [comments]
Republicans line up to endorse Kamala Harris Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/MORaHo04 5. Srpen 2024 v 00:15 submitted by /u/MORaHo04 [link] [comments]
Justice Neil Gorsuch: Americans are ‘getting whacked’ by too many laws Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/ignore_these_words 5. Srpen 2024 v 03:34 submitted by /u/ignore_these_words [link] [comments]
Cocaine worth $1m washes up on Florida beach after storm Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/ifarmekerma 6. Srpen 2024 v 07:25 submitted by /u/ifarmekerma [link] [comments]
CBS News: RFK Jr. admits putting dead bear cub and old bicycle in New York City's Central Park nearly 10 years ago Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/rubinass3 4. Srpen 2024 v 23:55 This story just gets wackier and wackier. submitted by /u/rubinass3 [link] [comments]
La. becomes the first to legalize surgical castration for child rapists Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/O_O___XD 4. Srpen 2024 v 20:28 submitted by /u/O_O___XD [link] [comments]
‘Homeless Greg’ was a mentor to local teens. Then he was unmasked Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/cosmicreggae 4. Srpen 2024 v 22:15 submitted by /u/cosmicreggae [link] [comments]
Man faces weapons charge after grabbing service gun from auxiliary police officer Abraham Lincoln Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/itssamham 6. Srpen 2024 v 06:45 submitted by /u/itssamham [link] [comments]
‘Delicate, authentic, charismatic’: Dolce & Gabbana launch €99 perfume for dogs Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/MORaHo04 5. Srpen 2024 v 15:35 submitted by /u/MORaHo04 [link] [comments]
Philippines gold medal gymnast Carlos Yulo to receive house, cash, free ramen for life Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/whipprsnappr 4. Srpen 2024 v 19:52 submitted by /u/whipprsnappr [link] [comments]
RFK Jr. admits putting dead bear cub and old bicycle in New York City's Central Park Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/barfbutler 5. Srpen 2024 v 00:02 submitted by /u/barfbutler [link] [comments]
Meat mess on Oakland freeway spurs calls for nationwide safety changes Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/new2bay 4. Srpen 2024 v 17:49 submitted by /u/new2bay [link] [comments]
RFK Jr. admits putting dead bear cub and old bicycle in New York City's Central Park nearly 10 years ago Sadly, this is not the Onion. Od: /u/mjg13X 5. Srpen 2024 v 00:35 submitted by /u/mjg13X [link] [comments]