Things to store at your Jersey vacation home: Blankets, Paddle boat, kayak, child porn...wait, no. Scratch one of those [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 13:30 [link] [2 comments]
The European Union's Parliament has spyware on their phones, also has funny accents [News] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 12:30 [link] [9 comments]
The US government is catching spies left and right. This is better than Mad magazine [News] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 11:30 [link] [21 comments]
Old news, new video. If you were missing an Amazon delivery in Milwaukee in November of 2021, we now see what happened to it [Scary] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 10:30 [link] [15 comments]
Hey, kids, leave those teachers alone [Ironic] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 09:35 [link] [13 comments]
Joliet dad confronts 14-year old daughter over her friends' social media post about a gun, only he did it in the presence of said friends, who offered dad immediate demonstration of said gun, & so then the cops showed up [Murica] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 08:35 [link] [31 comments]
Forty-two percent of Americans know someone, like my friend Becky, who died of an overdose [Sad] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 07:41 [link] [47 comments]
Police: "Well-behaved" German shepherds took over a random woman's car [Florida] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 06:41 [link] [32 comments]
Warehouse manager wins high-stakes "Magic: The Gathering" game against temp worker. Seattle police department gets to arrest the loser [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 06:05 [link] [26 comments]
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 981: "Sunrise...Sunset...2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 06:01 [link] [30 comments]
All the good drug trafficker street names were taken [Florida] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 05:30 [link] [25 comments]
Sanitation department called out to clear roads after snow storm. Not to clear snow. To clean up too much salt the streets department dumped on roads [Facepalm] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 05:05 [link] [20 comments]
New Orleans police are working hard to make the city safe for Mardi Gras [Murica] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 04:54 [link] [12 comments]
Remember that submarine Russia lost to Ukraine? It is not going to be the last [Cool] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 04:25 [link] [37 comments]
Watermelon is good, but that means there must also be firemelon, earthmelon, and airmelon. Where does one acquire these delicacies? [Silly] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 04:04 [link] [82 comments]
She's a menace to everything in the air... yes, birds too [Sad] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 03:50 [link] [30 comments]
Tennessee governor signs law authorizing a performative act of flushing tax money down the lawsuit crapper [Facepalm] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 03:30 [link] [56 comments]
OK, I'll bite - why exactly should we rethink our views on cannibalism? [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 03:04 [link] [95 comments]
Photoshop this Spring training swing [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 02:00 [link] [12 comments]
NYC subway conductor hospitalized after being doused with "foreign substance", now smells indistinguishable from the rest of the subway [Sick] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 01:45 [link] [21 comments]
Not to be out done by 11'8'' bridge, 16' bridge decides to get in on the action [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 00:50 [link] [36 comments]
So much for my maple syrup covered dildo and moose porn fetish [Sad] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 00:20 [link] [67 comments]
Train slams into vehicle in Florida with 70 people on board. Subby hasn't had that many people in his car since high school [Florida] Fark.com RSS 22. Únor 2024 v 00:05 [link] [33 comments]
Avoiding the metric system again, CBS News reports on a crashing satellite that weighs about as much as an adult male rhinoceros [Followup] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 23:50 [link] [47 comments]
Small-town cops learn that if you confiscate a crackhead's M190 single-use rocket launch tube, you then have to look up what you're supposed to do with such an item after taking custody of it [Amusing] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 23:20 [link] [39 comments]
Fark NotNewsletter: Did Valentine's Day really happen? [FarkBlog] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 22:20 [link] [26 comments]
Nessie spotted on vacation in seaside town 600 miles from home enjoying the winter sun. Or, suddenly, whale penis [Strange] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 22:20 [link] [23 comments]
I'll just throw up a graph of political affiliation by state and add some gibberish about electric cars for clicks because my rent is due [Obvious] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 22:05 [link] [61 comments]
Photoshop this little trouble in a big country [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 22:00 [link] [21 comments]
"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." --W. Somerset Maugham. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Week Late Edition [CSB] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 21:45 [link] [27 comments]
Tennessee slaughterhouse cleaning company caught using 24 children to clean meat bandsaws and head splitters. How many children they started with is unknown [Sick] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 21:20 [link] [119 comments]
No word yet from police on whether box truck that crashed in Boxborough was full of boxes [Scary] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 20:50 [link] [22 comments]
British subjects will get their Chuck Bucks on June 5, assuming he doesn't die first [Interesting] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 20:20 [link] [33 comments]
Severed leg found on subway in the Bronx may have traveled nine miles from Manhattan, presumably not on foot given the distance involved [Followup] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 19:50 [link] [42 comments]
Trying to steal $1,176.55 worth of bacon and shotgun shells from Walmart is no way to start playing Oregon Trail [Obvious] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 19:20 [link] [36 comments]
YouTube mom Ruby Franke apologizes at sentencing in her child abuse case. Well, not so much "apologizes" as "blames her partner for everything and makes herself out to be the victim," but still. Tears were shed [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 19:05 [link] [95 comments]
Attention: Marijuana has been linked to lethal illnesses. You may already be dead from marijuana [PSA] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 18:35 [link] [136 comments]
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from The Comsat Angels, Nick Cave, OMD, Thomas Leer, and Nico. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #579. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 18:30 [link] [105 comments]
Today in yobs: Buttheads throw headbutts on asshat's airline [Awkward] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 17:50 [link] [18 comments]
Want to try to solve a mystery? Maybe some of you Farkers can figure out the underlying reason why a pecan tree disappeared from a front yard [Strange] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 17:35 [link] [77 comments]
There's a seaman joke in here somewhere - show us what you've got [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 17:20 [link] [43 comments]
Just remember, the chances of a dead satellite falling to earth and landing on top of you are never zero [Followup] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 16:44 [link] [57 comments]
Fark's favorite agentless hybrid IT infrastructure mapping platform, Faddom, raises $12 million in funding and gets coverage in TechCrunch. But a warning: Their software does not work if you spill beer on the servers (Farker-sponsored link) [Plug] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 16:41 [link] [26 comments]