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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.

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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.

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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.

If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.

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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.

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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.

Lovely review for Bea Wolf.

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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.

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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.

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C'monnnnnn hatemail.

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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.

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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.

Or click here if you prefer.

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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT

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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.

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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.

Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!

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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.

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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.

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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!

Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!

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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'

Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!

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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.

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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.