We pay respect for this closed Hooters with a candle light vigil [Silly] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 14:05 [link] [5 comments]
Day 728 of WW3. Derpublicans visit Kyiv, promising continued funding- once they're not too busy catching the monkeys flying out of their butts. In the meantime, UAF splashes another russian fighter. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread [News] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 14:00 [link] [35 comments]
Local news site runs article on the modern pestilence befouling our streets - the Internet 'Auditor' - sad, no-life nobodies who have taken it upon themselves to make everyone else's life a misery in the name of journalistic.. sorry, couldn't finish [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 13:50 [link] [12 comments]
For just pennies a day, you can be arrested while visiting your family in Russia. Operators are standing by to take your call [Asinine] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 13:30 [link] [23 comments]
"Knock knock", "who's there?", "Ukrainian drone", "Ukrainian drone who?", "BOOOM" [Fail] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 12:30 [link] [24 comments]
Bottled water company donates $150,000 to help prevent local firefighters from springing leaks [Murica] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 11:30 [link] [8 comments]
Good: Man makes fast car out of child's toy. Better: The car is electric, and he performs record speed. Fark: Car made specifically to break the 88mph time-barrier in the Back to the Future movies [Cool] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 10:30 [link] [17 comments]
High school in Florida demands permission slips for PG Disney film 'Tangled'. "I had to sign a permission slip for my child who could drive himself to see it in a movie theater," states one parent [Florida] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 09:30 [link] [42 comments]
Why isn't Canada's cannabis market thriving? Well maybe if it would wake up before noon and put down the bong, it'd be pulling its own weight, son [Amusing] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 08:35 [link] [14 comments]
Last Sunday, Doonesbury ran a comic discussing censorship. You might have read it, unless your local paper is owned by Gannett Network, which removed the comic across all papers (Offending comic to the left) [Asinine] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 07:41 [link] [60 comments]
An armed society is a BLAM BLAM BLAM society, if Kansas City Chiefs celebration firefight is any indication [Followup] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 07:05 [link] [38 comments]
"We want the public to train the chatbot if you will," she said, having not heard of Fark [Amusing] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 06:41 [link] [37 comments]
The wheels behind the bus go bang bang bang [Fail] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 06:05 [link] [6 comments]
Trio steals over $600 of ice cream from a 7-Eleven. Here's the scoop [Strange] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 05:30 [link] [18 comments]
With improved lighting you'll be able to see exactly how squalid your subway station is, and everyone will be able to accurately judge the bloodshotness of your eyes [Scary] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 05:05 [link] [23 comments]
322 felonies and 327 misdemeanors getting gramma $$$ [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 04:26 [link] [49 comments]
Black and white home ownership gap is largest in a decade, and it's hard enough in this climate to even be a penguin, let alone find a house [Awkward] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 03:45 [link] [42 comments]
Thieves steal $51,000 worth of bags and sunglasses from Manhattan Gucci shop. No word on how the thief managed to get away with the one bag and pair of sunglasses [Scary] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 03:03 [link] [21 comments]
Cops roll up on stolen UHaul... in a manner of speaking [Fail] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 02:59 [link] [18 comments]
Couple billed $1K for tolls on cars they don't own. Prove it, they were told [Asinine] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 02:11 [link] [37 comments]
"You must prevent me from being able to hurt myself," Colorado 2024 Edition [Facepalm] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 01:23 [link] [82 comments]
Clumsy dog sets fire extinguisher off in Scots pub, leaves punters in a ruff panic [Amusing] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 00:35 [link] [24 comments]
There's a good chance your property is not insured enough for climate change and you'll only find out after your basement is filled with sewage water [Scary] Fark.com RSS 21. Únor 2024 v 00:20 [link] [65 comments]
Boeing 757 experiences unscheduled partial wing disassembly [Scary] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 23:50 [link] [51 comments]
19,000 cows in a ship stink up all of Cape Town. Noah never would have done this [News] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 23:35 [link] [49 comments]
Want to live in a house but not ready to let go of your trailer park roots? [Weird] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 23:20 [link] [67 comments]
Woman stabbed at a McDonald's restaurant that just suddenly popped up out of nowhere [Misc] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 22:50 [link] [23 comments]
20-year-old drowning cold case solved through forensic DNA genealogy, old man recollecting that oh yeah, his son did go missing 20 years ago. Apparently back then it wasn't the fashion to report that sort of thing? [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 21:50 [link] [35 comments]
Just as the Eskimos have a plethora of words for snow, the English have 500 words for drunkenness. What do you call it? [Amusing] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 21:35 [link] [90 comments]
8-year-old defeats Chess Grandmaster despite having no idea what an anal bead even is [Hero] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 21:20 [link] [56 comments]
♫Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver, hail to the bus driver, bus driver-woman. She screams and she gathers, she saves her kids from a burning bus, hail to the bus driver, bus driver-woman♫ [Hero] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 20:20 [link] [19 comments]
Cougar travels over 1,000 miles from Utah to Colorado. No word on how many bottles of Chardonnay that took [Cool] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 19:35 [link] [31 comments]
The Seven largest U.S. Tech Stocks have now become the most powerful and profitable country in the world. You will be assimilated [Scary] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 19:20 [link] [89 comments]
Missouri House votes to ban celebratory gunfire. In other news, celebratory gunfire was previously legal in Missouri [Facepalm] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 19:05 [link] [57 comments]
"[He] did not have proper gear, equipment, weather planning, and or proper critical decisions in order to keep himself out of harm's way and moving in the right direction on a dangerous mountain range." Darwin, you had one job [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 18:50 [link] [64 comments]
Eat right, exercise, take cold baths even though there's no scientific proof of this, get a good night's sleep, die anyway [Obvious] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 18:35 [link] [57 comments]
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Ultravox, The Stranglers, Talk Talk, Arcadia, and Cetu Javu. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #578. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 18:30 [link] [83 comments]
Danish man on trial for fraudulently earning over $630,000 in music streaming revenues. In other news, someone managed to earn over $630,000 in music streaming revenues [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 18:05 [link] [26 comments]
World's oldest company logo dropped after 150 years. When shopping for syrup, apparently "The one with the dead lion swarming with bees" just doesn't work these days [Strange] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 17:50 [link] [73 comments]
Julian Assange isn't in court today to fight his extradition as he's too unwell. Probably still recovering the infections he caught from wallowing in his own filth during his exile at the Ecuadorean Embassy [Live] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 17:04 [link] [48 comments]
Somebody's horsing around on I-95 in Philly [Amusing] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 16:20 [link] [26 comments]
The first lady of Haiti and a former prime minister have been indicted for the assassination of the Prime Minister (her husband, who she sought to replace). Wasn't this an episode of 24? [News] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 15:48 [link] [65 comments]
Since pretty much everything in Australia is trying to kill you anyway, you might as well mulch the plants in public parks and playgrounds with asbestos chips [Scary] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 14:40 [link] [23 comments]
Hundreds of United Methodist Churches at risk from acts of God [Awkward] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 14:35 [link] [57 comments]
Russians like sex. Putin doesn't. On we go (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird] Fark.com RSS 20. Únor 2024 v 14:05 [link] [80 comments]