Twitter and the Unleashing of the Great Blue Hope
Twitter abides still despite Elon Musk’s best efforts to tank the place. I summed up the story so far at the one year mark back in October, and it hasn’t gotten any better since… but neither has it gotten that much worse.
Sure, he has driven the valuation down to $12.5 billion from the $44 billion he paid for it… and evidence has come out that the real reason he bought the place was to shut down the Elon Jet Twitter account that tracked the movements of his private jet via publicly available data, announcing how much pollution he was discharging into the atmosphere…. Musk banned the account when he took control of Twitter… but it remains more alive and popular than any of its competitors and I am still hanging around because groups there that I follow and interact with remain.
Yes, Musk is a nazi supporting, great replacement theory spouting nut case who went as far as turning off community notes on his posts as the community took great joy in pointing out what an ignorant shitheel he really is.
Here is the thing; blocking people liberally and sticking to the “following” tab on Twitter… and nobody ever calls it “X” except in an apologetic “my editor made me call it that” sort of way… makes it a reasonably tolerable experience. I can still read posts from the game devs and companies I follow, still stay tuned into the arms control and entertainment feeds I enjoy, and Elmo…. oh, poor Elmo.
That tweet seemed to tap into the universal angst and elicited a storm of responses, not all kind, in something a cathartic knee-jerk reaction to arguably the most annoying muppet, enough so that Elmo’s tweet ended up with mainstream media coverage. That, in turn, led to a muppets-wide set of responses supporting emotional well being since we’re all pretty wound up it seems.
As for Elon, more annoying than even peak cloying Elmo, I blocked him long ago… him and his fan boys and much that was objectionable in an attempt to cleanse my little corner of that site. I have to work at it. I remember a time when I felt it was slightly uncouth to block accounts, but now I do so with abandon. It works for me.
Honestly, if I want to read about what Elon is up to I have to go to BlueSky or Threads, both of which have loud groups there that pick apart his foibles with glee… only taking time out to shame people still on Twitter even as they can’t stop going on about Twitter. And you can find some classics on those sites.
I mentioned the ongoing dominance of Twitter… and I think that the fact that it is a prime topic on other services serves as evidence towards that, along with the large number of people who still cross post to Twitter and one of the pretenders to the Twitter throne… but there are arguments to be made that Threads is approaching for sheer numbers of users. Threads fans on Threads are always there to let us all know that Threads was in the top ten downloaded apps in the Apple Store or wherever (though Twitter topped the charts again on news of Drake nudes being posted there… a moderation error or not?) and the user/traffic numbers seem impressive.
But it also seems like the most likely place show up at accidently. When I am on Istragram with my personal account, scrolling through classic cars, cats, airplanes, and model trains, it will stick posts from Threads in there… and then I find out I have an account there because if you have an Instagram account you have a Threads account. I guess, on the plus side, you can now at least access Threads via a web browser.
And Threads could get even more reach through integration with ActivityPub, which will link it to the Fediverse, previously the domain largely dominated by Mastodon.
Mastodon server admins natually greeted this validation of their vision of a unified yet independent network of social media domains with enthusiasm and rolled out the welcome mat for Threads and its users!
Haha, just kidding. The universal reaction seems to be to pull up the drawbridges and premptiely block any Threads content from polluting the purity of their vision. I have said that Mastodon is the Linux of social media sites, and here they are rejecting Threads the way the core Linux community rejects anything beyond a command line interface when it comes to UI.
Which brings us back to something I have mentioned before, which is that if there is something partisans of the new sites seem to hate more than Twitter, it is the other sites trying to be Twitter.
So when this past week, when BlueSky finally lifted its “invite only” policy on new users… I guess nobody needs my invite codes now… the joy of that unleashing was not universal. So, for example, the avacado toast lady, between posts asking people to subscribe to her YouTube channel, had words.
Saying that BlueSky is the worst on security features… and people on Mastodon have been vocal on that front… seems to have some basis in fact. At least somebody there had a long list of grievences to fling at me when I mentioned having access keys.
Having any sort of monopoly on insufferable users however… hooo boy. Each of what I think of as the “big three” outside of Twitter has that issue, and nobody is more likely to call out that sort of thing than those who have moved from one of those services to another. Lectures, gate keeping, shaming, and a ceaseless obsession with Twitter seems par for the course.
Meanwhile over at Spoutible, which I am not sure why I bother posting to as literally nobody who followed me early on seems active any more… well, their external API was happy enough to cough up all the information you would want about accounts if you asked nicely. This would probably be a big deal if somebody cared. I went and changed my password.
It is enough to make one wish a plague on all of their houses. But then what would be spend our time scrolling through?
I, for one, would not mind somebody other than Twitter being the top of the heap, to see one of the pretenders to the throne surpass Elon, if only to see Elon taken down another notch or two.
But the reality is that content is king. I go where my interests are best served, something that Twitter has a decade advantage on over the other sites. Looking at ManicTime, it is clear which site holds my eyeballs. Here is my breakdown of time spent on social media sites over the last six months:
- Twitter – 62.28%
- Mastodon – 11.79%
- Reddit – 10.45%
- BlueSky – 9.36%
- Threads – 2.37%
- Spoutible – 2.18%
- Facebook – 1.57%
I will say that my BlueSky time has been trending up some… though there is still a lot of cross posting… and Threads wasn’t even available in a browser for that whole period of time. But, in the end, Twitter is where I go.
And at least the Cheech & Chong edibles ads are back on Twitter.
They might be the least objectionable advertiser on the site some days. But, like Elon, you can just block those noxious ads and move on.