To understand Toilet Hero, one must understand Skibidi Toilet, which involves disembodied heads coming out of toilets and talking. But I’m not a pre-teen so… I don’t get it. Toilet Hero is meant to capitalize on Skibidi Toilet’s popularity, without mentioning the name exactly. This is because there is a very similar Skibidi Toilet Game on the PC. I have played that game and this. This seems to be a downgraded port of that game, though the exact pedigree is strange on this. Either way, this is garbage. about on par with Midnight Work’s titles. This is published by 17studio, made by Ultra Action Shooter Games, which doesn’t even have a cool looking logo. Just the name in white text on a black screen. The game is just as bad.

You start out, walk forward, get a gun, and then fight toilets. And this is where the problem is. The toilets just come straight at you and drain your health, and you’ll die quickly. Fortunately, killing a toilet will get a bit of health back. Then you continue on in these ugly, badly put together levels full of amateur texture work, fighting more toilets. The levels look like they were put together by Skidibi Toilet’s target audience, 10-year-olds. Just look at this, it’s absolutely ugly as sin:

Toilet Hero is not fun. It is not exciting. It is 100% pure garbage, really the worst of the worst. Whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves. This is a complete ripoff in either version, which ropes in clueless kids and serves them crap. I’m not a fan of Skidibi Toilet, but fans deserve better than this, which is downright malicious. Toilet Hero gets a Garbage verdict with a one back-end score.

Overall: Toilet Hero is a port of the Skidibi Toilet FPS game on steam, and is meant to entrap children and serve them garbage.

Verdict: Garbage

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Playing Puzzle World Neko Girls gives me new appreciation for Neko Secret Room and Neko Secret Homecoming, as bad those games were, and they were both awful, at least the anime cat girls were nude. No such luck here, with the game being rated E. You just get cutesy, fully clothed (though busty) anime cat girls. Its certainly creepy to an extent, but not as much as say, Princess Maker was. As for the game play, the market blurb describes the game as:

Try yourself in Puzzle World – a unique puzzle game that stands out from ordinary puzzles with its unconventional mechanics.

Puzzle World Neko Girls is different from similar games in that you simply rotate the pieces, and later on, mirror them. The game is harder than its siblings. It will even provide hints after solving a percentage of the puzzle(three in total). You might even need the hints if you get stuck, However, the difficulty doesn’t make it a good game. Just a little bit more tolerable, even though the art is AI generated like its siblings.

In the end, what is there more to say about Puzzle World Neko Girls? I guess, I wonder who this is for? It is not necessarily for horny thirteen year old boys, they’ll got for the harder games(like Neko Secret Homecoming), or go look at Hentai. Still, you could look at this as “baby’s first lewd game, getting you hooked to level up to the Hentai titles. In the end, begin slightly more tolerable isn’t a reason to get this. Pass on this anyway.

Puzzle World Neko Girls gets a Garbage verdict with a three back-end score. Note that threes usually get Not Recommended verdicts, but going forward, I will decouple the verdict and scores as need be.

Overall: Puzzle World Neko Girls is more tolerable than other games of this type, that does not mean you should plop down your money!

Verdict: Garbage

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Awhile ago, I was on a writing Discord, and I had the misfortune of reading some woman’s 300k word gay furry slice-of-life novel thing. There are no plot. There was no character development. It was just a series of scenes strung together, along the occasional butt love. It was horrendous. I asked her, “Who is this for?” She was like, “It is not for you.” And I replied, “But nobody will read this, so why even bother?.” She then she got angry and we stopped talking. What does this have to do with Hentai Tales Vol 3: Hitomi and Silent Space? Everything.

Like Vol 1 and Vol 2 before it, Hentai Tales Vol 3 is about this girl named Hitomi, who this time takes off in a space ship towards a planet.. and takes a bath(above), goes to sleep, dresses for the day, and tries on space outfits. I only lasted seventeen images out of fifty before I banged my head against the desk and went off to write this review. Like that woman’s furry novel, there is no plot here. Just a series of scenes strung together, usually to put Hitomi in skimpy outfits. I’m not sitting through fifty scrambled pictures, and you can’t make me.

Hentai Tales Vol 3: Hitomi and Silent Space gets a Garbage verdict and a one back end score. At least Vol 2 had a plot and was more compact. Vol 3 drags everything out and is the most boring thing I’ve played in awhile. All the games are trash, and Vol 3 is honestly the worst as its the longest. Avoid like the plague.

Overall: Hentai Tales Vol 3 is the largest of the Hentai Tales games, but that’s not saying much, as its garbage.

Verdict: Garbage

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