In 444 Switch reviews over the last 2 years, I have never cursed once. That will end with number 445(this one). WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Basketball Anime Girls is so bad, It would get #1 on my upcoming Year 2 Best/Worst list, if it weren’t for The Love not working, so this game will get #2. There are no redeeming qualities, and I wasn’t laughing, so it’s not getting a Hilariously Awful verdict either. I guess the best way to explain this piece of shit is to post this minute long video, which also debuts a logo video made by the very talented Laura Stevia(which was for a Patreon that never materialized).

So, Basketball Anime Girls is a basketball game where you run around with the ball trying to get near the basket and dunk(but somehow miss the net). The opponent is trying to do the same. The only problem is the AI is garbage. The opposing girls run straight at you, but once they get the ball by touching you, they either run for their basket, or run around at random. The girls on your side will do the same, either run around at random or straight for the basket, its a coin toss which one they’ll do. Each basket you score is one point. Each one the opponent does subtracts one. You need five points to win.

Basketball Anime Girls does have unlockable girls, balls, and courts. But why suffer through it? This game is shit, pure unadulterated shit. Even the marketing blurb is shit:

Step into the world of “Basketball Anime Girls” a captivating 3D basketball simulator that combines the excitement of real-life basketball with the vibrant charm of anime style. Choose your favorite anime girl skin and hit the courts for an immersive and thrilling experience.

Its all lies, all of it. It is not captivating, thrilling, charming or exciting. It is Garbage and will get a one back-end score. Heck it’d give it a 0.5 if I could. Do not buy this game. Do not go near Basketball Anime Girls. Let me suffer so you don’t have to!

Overall: Basketball Anime Girls is an awful, awful game that is neither fun nor charming. Stay far away!

Verdict: Garbage

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Ecchi Time is the most pointless thing I have ever seen on the Switch. Sure there is there is AAA clock with 55 versions, including the 99 dollar AAA Clock Gold, but at least there are mini-games in it, or so I’ve been told. This is nothing but a rotating series of images of one of five girls, as the background of a clock. And that’s it. What’s worse, the backgrounds are all Stable Diffusion created, and not good images either, as in some the hands are messed up royally.

The insidious part of Ecchi time is the excessive DLC. There are eight different extra women, all for $2.69 each. Add them all up, you get around $21, three times the price of the original of $7.69. There’s no reason these extra images cannot be in the original game. Its not like it cost anything extra to create them. All this is, is a cash grab by the developer, nothing more, nothing less. Bottom barrel garbage to take up space in the eShop. Ecchi Time gets a Garbage with a one back-end score. I mean the 55 version of AAA clock are a travesty, but at least there is a mini-game to justify its existence. No such luck here. .

I do have to wonder though, will there be eighty versions of Ecchi Time? We’ll see… Actually, I guarantee that’s exactly what is going to happen, Yabai.Games, RedDeer.Games… hmm… Could there be a connection? Probably not, but they’re all extremely scummy anyway.

Overall: Ecchi Time is nothing but an evil cash grab. There is no point to this. Just use your phone for the same effect.

Verdict: Garbage

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P.S. Please support hentai games that took effort, like PumPum

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Rainbow Ascend is like Onlyup!, a game where you… go up, except it is somehow even worse. I don’t know how the developers did it, but they created pure unadulterated Garbage. You’d be excused for not thinking its crap by the story artwork, or stationary screenshots. But it is when you start playing that you realize how horrible the game is. Rainbow Ascend starts off with pretty artwork and forgettable story line about a sick grandmother and a map. It pretends to be deep, it really is not.

You then start off running and jumping up a path made up of a variety of objects floating in the air. It is here where Rainbow Ascend comes crashing down. You see, the controls are awful. You’ll plunge to your demise easily because you stepped in the wrong spot, and have to start again from the checkpoint. Then you’ll try, try again, and eventually give up as I did. Remember the ascent to the Wind Temple in Tears of the Kingdom, and how awesome that was? This is the exact opposite of that section. No fun, all frustration.

Rainbow Ascend: Anime Girls Go Up will get a Garbage Verdict with a three back end score. At least the game is functional, barely. But the lure of anime panties does not mean one should purchase this game. Just the opposite. Run from this game. You’ll fall to your death so many times because of how bad the controls are, you’ll throw the Switch in frustration. It just ain’t worth it.

Overall: Rainbow Ascend: Anime Girls Go Up has panty shots, and that’s all the game has going for it. Go play something else instead.

Verdict: Garbage

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To understand Toilet Hero, one must understand Skibidi Toilet, which involves disembodied heads coming out of toilets and talking. But I’m not a pre-teen so… I don’t get it. Toilet Hero is meant to capitalize on Skibidi Toilet’s popularity, without mentioning the name exactly. This is because there is a very similar Skibidi Toilet Game on the PC. I have played that game and this. This seems to be a downgraded port of that game, though the exact pedigree is strange on this. Either way, this is garbage. about on par with Midnight Work’s titles. This is published by 17studio, made by Ultra Action Shooter Games, which doesn’t even have a cool looking logo. Just the name in white text on a black screen. The game is just as bad.

You start out, walk forward, get a gun, and then fight toilets. And this is where the problem is. The toilets just come straight at you and drain your health, and you’ll die quickly. Fortunately, killing a toilet will get a bit of health back. Then you continue on in these ugly, badly put together levels full of amateur texture work, fighting more toilets. The levels look like they were put together by Skidibi Toilet’s target audience, 10-year-olds. Just look at this, it’s absolutely ugly as sin:

Toilet Hero is not fun. It is not exciting. It is 100% pure garbage, really the worst of the worst. Whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves. This is a complete ripoff in either version, which ropes in clueless kids and serves them crap. I’m not a fan of Skidibi Toilet, but fans deserve better than this, which is downright malicious. Toilet Hero gets a Garbage verdict with a one back-end score.

Overall: Toilet Hero is a port of the Skidibi Toilet FPS game on steam, and is meant to entrap children and serve them garbage.

Verdict: Garbage

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Gran Turismo is an immortal series car racing games on the Sony Playstation series of consoles. I’ve only played the PSP version of it, but it was very good! Gran Carismo is attempting to fool people with a similar name(Like the horrible Call of Honor), but fails miserably. This is because it is trash. The graphics are trash. The sound is trash. The game play is trash. It all starts with the help menu:

This is engrish, written by people for English is not their first language. All that boils down to, win the races in Gran Carismo to win money to buy cars and tracks. But there is a little problem, winning a race is extremely hard. Winning is extremely hard not because the game is so good and requires great driving. It is because the AI is shit. On my first race, cars crashed and I crashed into crash.

One race I was in first place,and a car came the opposite direction and slammed into me. I’m sort of joking, the second place just ran into me. Gran Carismo is that bad. It is entirely devoid of worth and reason to play. I could go on into great detail about how bad it is, but I just don’t feel like it. But please trust me when I say there are no redeeming qualities. If you want a good racing sim on the switch, this is not one of them. Try Grid Autosport instead. That is a very, very good auto simulation, everything Gran Carismo is not.

Overall: Gran Carismo is not Gran Turismo, missing absolutely everything that made that series great! Avoid at all costs.

Verdict: Garbage

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P.S. Try Extreme Bike X for good, cheap racing action!

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The invention of AI imagery has done a serious disservice to gaming, as it allows unbridled laziness to take over. Case in point: Pakotime and their games. Another case in point: Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium: The Visual Novel. It is a visual novel made up largely of AI generated cities and buildings. The character cutouts are probably also AI generated as well, if the lack of hands in the generic cutouts are anything to go by. I can also tell by the lack of specific imagery within the game. For example, take this:

In a normal visual novel, you would see an image of them escaping through the secret exit. But not in Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium. But everything is told, not shown. Oh they’ll tell you what happens, amazing things, but never show in any images of the action, because its all generic AI generated garbage. But the rot goes far deeper than just the AI generated imagery. It extends to the story itself.

The writing in Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium is bad, really, really bad. The visual novel tells the story of a protagonist and her allies taking on a giant corporation that is kidnapping people, for reasons. It’ll tell you the corporation does bad things, but never spell it out:

After awhile, Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium turns into some thinly veiled leftist anti-corporate manifesto about resistance or something and I checked out. I didn’t care about any of the characters, it gave me no reason to. And because I didn’t care about any of the characters, I didn’t care about what they were doing. Since I didn’t care what they were doing, I didn’t care about people rising up against the evil corporation. And because I did not care, I just quit and never went back. When a porn game handles this stuff better, you know you’ve done messed up.

Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium is a visual novel that fails at all levels. Its fails in the visual part, as its all generic AI images. It fails as novel, with piss-poor writing. There is no reason to play this. The story is nothing you haven’t read before, and done much better. The visuals are all generic and frankly could have been left out, and little would have changed. This gets a garbage with a two back-end score.

Overall: Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium is a visual novel that fails at the visuals, and as a novel.

Verdict: Garbage

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Warning: Finally Pakotime made a NSFW game!

Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife is the next generation of Pakotime, famous for the Hentai Girls line of games. I know what happened, after releasing ten titles in 5 months diminishing returns set in to the point where I doubt they were selling enough copies to justify making them. Never mind that I guarantee that those cost peanuts to make. So Pakotime changed the name of the series, and brought along bare boobs. Yes there is nudity in this. No, it does not justify buying this, because the art is AI generated.Yes, even the boobs in Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife are AI generated by something called OnlyWaifus.

But the problem with Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife is the problem that plagues all these games, why? You can find AI generated porn images online, I already linked where Pakotime gets their images. All you’re really paying for is the ridiculously easy “puzzle game” that is the same game in 90% of these. I imagine once Sugoi girls line reaches diminishing returns, Pakotime is going to pull a hot love dreams and bare all. And it will sell for a few weeks until Nintendo gets around to pulling it. Then I don’t know what Pakotime will do. Probably fold, and the eShop will be a hundred times better for it. Do not buy these games, they are bottom barrel and terrible. The worst of the Nintendo eShop personified.

Overall: Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife is Pakotime bringing the bare boobs, but still not bringing a reason to buy it.

Verdict: Garbage

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P.S. Read my full editorial on where Pakotime gets their images.

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Playing Puzzle World Neko Girls gives me new appreciation for Neko Secret Room and Neko Secret Homecoming, as bad those games were, and they were both awful, at least the anime cat girls were nude. No such luck here, with the game being rated E. You just get cutesy, fully clothed (though busty) anime cat girls. Its certainly creepy to an extent, but not as much as say, Princess Maker was. As for the game play, the market blurb describes the game as:

Try yourself in Puzzle World – a unique puzzle game that stands out from ordinary puzzles with its unconventional mechanics.

Puzzle World Neko Girls is different from similar games in that you simply rotate the pieces, and later on, mirror them. The game is harder than its siblings. It will even provide hints after solving a percentage of the puzzle(three in total). You might even need the hints if you get stuck, However, the difficulty doesn’t make it a good game. Just a little bit more tolerable, even though the art is AI generated like its siblings.

In the end, what is there more to say about Puzzle World Neko Girls? I guess, I wonder who this is for? It is not necessarily for horny thirteen year old boys, they’ll got for the harder games(like Neko Secret Homecoming), or go look at Hentai. Still, you could look at this as “baby’s first lewd game, getting you hooked to level up to the Hentai titles. In the end, begin slightly more tolerable isn’t a reason to get this. Pass on this anyway.

Puzzle World Neko Girls gets a Garbage verdict with a three back-end score. Note that threes usually get Not Recommended verdicts, but going forward, I will decouple the verdict and scores as need be.

Overall: Puzzle World Neko Girls is more tolerable than other games of this type, that does not mean you should plop down your money!

Verdict: Garbage

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The succubus, a mythical female demon that seduces men and drains their life force. She is a lot like Succubus with Guns, a 2022 game published by Sometimes You that is so shitty, it drains your will to live. We’re talking Soulsland bad here. I’m only reviewing this so it can get a proper ranking on SwitchScores. no other reason. It is not sexy. It is not fun. It is crap. Let’s begin.

Succubus with Guns starts with a cut scene of a bunch of anime kids trying to summon you, but the summoning goes wrong very wrong, and they all turn into in undead. Then you start the game proper, which is a wave shooter. You go from arena to arena and killing enemies, including undead schoolgirls, shirtless fat guys and skeletons with bows. At your disposal are several guns, including a machine gun, rocket launcher, and pistol. These get taken away after the first arena by a bug(I think), forcing me to face everyone with a sword. I quit after that. And I was not going to trudge through the first arena again to find out if it was a bug.

Succubus with Guns simply is terrible from top to bottom. Aiming your guns sucks, you’ll waste valuable ammo missing. The enemies clip through everything, as do you. The graphics are amateur and ugly. There’s no music and the sound effects are all generic grunts and hisses. At random, your succubus will speak a random line that makes no sense, like, “I love you!” What? Believe me when I say I’d rather be drained by a real succubus than play this again.

Succubus with Guns get a Garbage with a one back-end score. Sometimes You doesn’t always publish winners, but this was a major misfire.

Overall: Succubus with Guns is a lot like the mythical succubus in that it drains your life force and will to live. Avoid at all costs!

Verdict: Garbage

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There should be a regulation on the books, that if a game is released in the United States with the words “Hentai” in the title, there should be sex and/or nudity in it or it is false advertising. Hentai Dating Stories Brazil is a case a point. No nudity as it is rated T. Probably implied sex at best. Unlike Retro Mystery Club, which was Japanese people writing about Japan, this game is Eastern Europeans writing a story about a Japanese guy going to Brazil to chase a girl. They have probably neither been to Japan nor Brazil. It reads like what a foreigner would know about Brazil off a google search. It name drops the food(see below), Carnival and Samba in the first ten minutes. Whether or not it takes ten minutes depends on how well you get through the sliding tile puzzles. The game shows the mixing up, and you can endlessly press B to reset. This means you just press B until get a favorable mix up, and backtrack.

Hentai Dating Stories Brazil is honestly boring, the Japanese guy is your typical wood plank hentai-hero, and the Tainara is what a foreigner imagines a Brazilian woman to be like. Now, I have never been to Brazil, but I am a writer, this is not how you write an interesting 3D dimensional character you want to get involved in. Also, the world building is inconsistent:

The sign above should read: bem-vindo à nossa casa, or something else in Brazilian Portuguese. In short, Hentai Dating Stories Brazil will get a Garbage Verdict with a two back-end score. I am sure there are more coming and I bet they’ll be equally terrible. For example, I’m sure in the theoretical upcoming Australian edition, it’ll be a woman who talks like Steve Irwin, has a kangaroo as a pet, and eats Vegemite Sandwiches. God help us!

Overall: Hentai Dating Stories Brazil is what you get when you have foreigners writing about a place they’ve never been to. Also it is crap!

Verdict: Garbage

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Awhile ago, I was on a writing Discord, and I had the misfortune of reading some woman’s 300k word gay furry slice-of-life novel thing. There are no plot. There was no character development. It was just a series of scenes strung together, along the occasional butt love. It was horrendous. I asked her, “Who is this for?” She was like, “It is not for you.” And I replied, “But nobody will read this, so why even bother?.” She then she got angry and we stopped talking. What does this have to do with Hentai Tales Vol 3: Hitomi and Silent Space? Everything.

Like Vol 1 and Vol 2 before it, Hentai Tales Vol 3 is about this girl named Hitomi, who this time takes off in a space ship towards a planet.. and takes a bath(above), goes to sleep, dresses for the day, and tries on space outfits. I only lasted seventeen images out of fifty before I banged my head against the desk and went off to write this review. Like that woman’s furry novel, there is no plot here. Just a series of scenes strung together, usually to put Hitomi in skimpy outfits. I’m not sitting through fifty scrambled pictures, and you can’t make me.

Hentai Tales Vol 3: Hitomi and Silent Space gets a Garbage verdict and a one back end score. At least Vol 2 had a plot and was more compact. Vol 3 drags everything out and is the most boring thing I’ve played in awhile. All the games are trash, and Vol 3 is honestly the worst as its the longest. Avoid like the plague.

Overall: Hentai Tales Vol 3 is the largest of the Hentai Tales games, but that’s not saying much, as its garbage.

Verdict: Garbage

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Risky Chronicles and the curse of destiny is not a very good game. The developer, Consulog, developed a shitty game called Mission 1985. It attempted to be an 80s arcade shooter but failed miserably. This is its followup and is somehow even worse. This attempts to be Indiana Jones’ Greatest Adventures, a SNES game that took players through the first three Indiana Jones movies. Risky Chronicles has you playing an Indiana Jones like character, who has a gun and bombs at his disposal. You start off in an Egyptian Pyramid fighting dudes that should be in the Aztec levels, and then you die and die again. You will die not because the game takes skill, but because the hit detection is horrible and traversal is a pain.

Risky Chronicles is just sloppy and poorly developed, like I think the Aztec guys in Egypt is a bug, because one time I spawn in and fought an Egyptian looking guy. And you see the saw? You can die not even touching it. Checkpoints are common as are extra lives, but I didn’t even want to get through the first level, of like ten. I mean I could have gotten farther since I’m reviewing this, but I’m reminded of something someone told me about books: If the beginning sucks, it doesn’t matter if later is awesome. Consulog could deliver nine banger levels, but the first one is so bad, I’m not sitting through this. I don’t have to. Risky Chronicles sucks. It gets a Garbage rating with a two back end score. The latest Indiana Jones movie is less painful than this.

Overall: Risky Chronicles is more painful to play that watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Steer clear of this!

Verdict: Garbage

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Game received from the publisher for free!

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This will be the last time I am reviewing the Erogods series, the series of “dating simulators” with feminized mythological deities, previously Greek and Norse, This time in Erogods Mirage, we’re dealing with Egyptian deities, like Ra and Anubis otherwise the game is identical. You spin to unlock a deity. Play 4 mini-games, then give them the “holy schlong” by furiously tapping the A button. You’d think in the four months since Asgard, the developers would’ve attempted to move things forward. They didn’t. The only differences Between Erogods Mirage and the others are the music, backgrounds and deities, and the game is Rated T. The mini-games are the same four simple exercises, the voice acting is carried over and the UI is the same. The core game therefore is the same.

For my sanity, I’ve been chopping out the outright garbage from what I review. I rarely do Midnight Works titles. I’ve slashed AI-generated crap like the Hentai Girls series. And now the Erogods series will be discarded with Erogods Mirage. There are so many games in the Slush Pile, I need to focus on finding the buried gems, not deal with the obvious sludge. Maybe if the developers bothered to really differentiate the titles, further titles would get reviewed. As it is, I am done. There’s just no reason to other than clicks, the Erogods game reviews have never been big hitters.

As an aside, maybe if they bring the titties next Erogods release, that’d be great. However, the amount of outright naughty stuff released on the Switch has decreased over time to only a trickle. Gamuzumi got censored and EastAsiaSoft has slowed on the naughty, the last being DreamCutter. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it makes dreck like Erogods Mirage seem pathetic considering they probably could have tits if they tried hard enough(and it’d sell more too).

Overall: Erogods Mirage is the same sludge as the other two titles, as hardly anything has changed.

Verdict: Garbage

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Dear Pakotime: I did a cursory search and found nothing on you. But judging the AI artwork in Hentai Girls Sweets Doctor, and the other three Hentai Girls titles, I assume its one guy publishing under a pseudonym. We need to talk. We need to have a frank conversation about you are doing with your life. You are publishing trash “hentai” games that don’t actually have any nudity, every two weeks. The women are all AI generated, and I’m beginning to think the images are the same game to game, just with the clothes swapped. I could download the previous titles and check, but I really don’t care to do so. I’d rather talk about you, than talk about Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor. There just isn’t anything to talk about, they’re all the same game, what are you doing?

I know what you’re doing, you’re releasing low effort trash to make some cash from gullible horny dudes. But how much money are you really making? Is releasing the same game every two weeks really paying dividends? Is this what you want to be known for, Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor? Do you brag about this to your friends? Does your family know? Decades from now, on your death bed, when asked what your life accomplishment was, are you going to say this series? I think I know how you’d respond, but considering the silence, I don’t think you care. I’ll stop addressing you now.

I’m done with the Hentai Girls series. Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor will be my last. It isn’t because I don’t like clicks, its because I’ve run out of things to say. They’re the same game every time and eventually every topic gets discussed. So I’ll be ignoring them going forward.

Overall: Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor is the same game as all the others, not worth your time.

Verdict: Garbage

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With a name like Call of Honor Duty of Warfare, I am bound to get hits, so I’ll review the game. But I’m going to do something different for this Midnight Works-connected title. I’ve pretty much given up on Midnight Works, I’m not playing through mountains to trash to find a Midnight Runner. So I’m switching things up a bit. I’m going to write most of the review first, then actually go play the game and see how right I was in my predictions. How will I do this? But breaking down the completely lying eShop blurb. Let’s begin:

Immerse yourself in the epic battlefield with “Call of Honor Duty of Warfare,” a groundbreaking experience that combines the intensity of team-based combat with a gripping narrative.”

The battlefield is neither epic, intense, nor thrilling. I doubt there’s even a real narrative beyond, “go here and do that.”

Tactical Mastery: Assume the role of a skilled operative and lead your team through heart-pounding matches against a relentless enemy force.

The AI for the enemy and your team in Call of Honor Duty of Warfare is crap and barely non-existent. Your teammates will be useless and the enemy just runs straight at you(or wanders around aimlessly).

Points-Based Warfare: Engage in intense firefights where each kill results in a point deduction from your team’s score. The stakes are high – the first team to lose all their points faces defeat.

Translation: Call of Honor Duty of Warfare is a five-on-five shooter with no actual narrative whatsoever. There can be no real narrative here with this structure.

Dynamic Locations: Explore five meticulously designed locations, each presenting its own set of challenges and opportunities.

The locations are tiny and badly designed.

Arsenal of Destruction: Arm yourself with a vast array of more than 20 different weapons, ranging from powerful firearms to strategic grenades.

This is probably correct though the weapons are probably badly implemented and but one or two are locked at the start.

Prepare to answer the call, honor your duty, and engage in warfare like never before. “Call of Honor Duty of Warfare” is a solo-player masterpiece that combines intense team-based action with a riveting narrative, delivering an unparalleled gaming experience on the Nintendo Switch. Get ready to embark on a journey where every decision counts and only the strongest will prevail!

i… ummm… well… well all know that is bullshit!

The Actual Call of Honor Duty of Warfare

I was correct on most counts with Call of Honor Duty of Warfare. There was absolutely no narrative whatsoever. The AI is functional, but is simple: They run towards the enemy on set paths and automatically shoot when they see another enemy.The game plays itself. The area I played was boring and badly designed, with no real tactical options present, due to the AI. You start with one weapon. The game does not look as good as the provided screenshot. I guess the best way to show the game is with a sixteen second clip. Enjoy

So In the end, I basically correct about Call of Honor Duty of Warfare: It is garbage and not worth anyone’s time. It’s not the worst Midnight Works title out there, so it is getting a two, for the AI not being a complete embarrassment.

Overall: I predicted what Call of Honor Duty of Warfare would be, then played the game. I was mostly correct.

Verdict: Garbage

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PS. SwitchStars has been attacked by Midnight Works. They’ve directed their staff to file false harassment complaints against the channel. Its shady and scummy. But I do have to wonder why they haven’t attempted to take me down. Guess I’m not big enough yet to make a difference, though links to my Midnight Works editorial(linked up top) have popped up on Reddit and elsewhere. It’s also done respectable numbers and has great longevity.

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I hang out on a discord run by a YouTuber named SwitchStars. I’ve mentioned him quite a bit here on this site. Anyway, yesterdays on Discord he mentioned something in response to my Swords and Adventures review that can apply to Line Color World:

Line Color World seems like baby’s first video game. You have a road with traps lining it. You press A to move along it, leaving a colored line behind. Stop pressing A to stop. Getting to the end of each stage is just a matter of timing. It honestly reminds me of Falling Elevator. Except I liked Falling Elevator more than this. Yes, I enjoyed a title by a Midnight Works studio more than this. The blurb on the eShop says:

Embark on a tranquil yet engaging journey in Line Color World, a unique blend of challenge and relaxation.

Umm… If it is challenging, it is not relaxing. And boy is Line Color World challenging. It took me far longer to beat stage two than I should have. I gave up on stage three and went to write this review. It’s almost as if the game was not balanced of play-tested. Just rushed out the door. In addition to the challenge, the screen flickers for no reason at all, it is really noticeable on stage three. Did anyone supervise this at all? It wasn’t ready to see the light of day, and shouldn’t have been released.

Line Color World seems like a game jam project, picked up by Halva Studio, then rushed out the door and sold for $2.99. The game should be free. It’s terrible and if you paid for it, you got scammed. There’s not really much else to say about this game. I mean again, if Midnight Works makes a better game, you really screwed up. This game gets a Garbage Verdict with a two back-end score(at least the aesthetic is alright).

Overall: Line Color World is somebody’s first game sold for three dollars. It is absolute garbage.

Verdict: Garbage

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I just come off reviewing a Pretty Girls game that was pretty good. Now I have to review Hentai Girls College Crush, which is the same exact game as Office Romance and Hot Police. It is bottom of the barrel, low effort garbage that is stinking up the eShop. I hate Pakotime more than I hate Midnight Works. At least with Midnight Works, their trash is varied. Pakotime Just releases the same AI generated garbage over and over again. And they’re not alone in this style. BigBoot Studio, the geniuses behind the tour-de-force Jigsaw Ice Princess has released Jigsaw Dinosaurs. among other titles. I actually own Jigsaw Dinosaurs, but refuse to review it for some reason. I have to review to this garbage for the hits I’ll get. Its insidious.

The word Hentai appears in every other lewd game now, even if it doesn’t include actual hentai. Developers do it for the same reason, I review the games, for the hits, and well tricking people into the thinking games like Hentai Girls College Crush contain tits. It doesn’t. It is rated T. It is really annoying and I wish they’d stop doing it, seriously. If you’re going to have the word hentai in the title, I want hentai, not tame AI generated imagery.

If you noticed, I just copied and pasted a paragraph I used in the other two Hentai Girls games. Why not, this review can be as low effort as this entire series. Heck, I probably put more effort into trashing these games as the developers do making them. Though I make far less money, as this is a labor of love. So, yes, do not buy Hentai Girls College Crush, it sucks.

Overall: Hentai Girls College Crush is total and complete garbage with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Verdict: Garbage

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