Pakotime has been shitting up the Eshop for the last 5 months with generic Hentai Girls games like Sweet Doctor. Today, it released a game called Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife, same game just with bare boobs. Pakotime has been releasing the games every two weeks. They all have the same game play and UI. How does Pakotime get fifty images so fast? By generating AI images. But for the longest time, I never knew where. Now I do. It’s a site called OnlyWaifus.Ai, where you can generate unlimited waifus. It is a paid site, and for this editorial, I went ahead and bought the platinum plan for $23 to get the maximum quality images. I think its worth it, because I have Pakotime’s number now.

Let me show you a random Onlywaifus image I generated.

Now let me show you a pakotime image from a game called Hentai Girls: College Crush!

The key here is to look at the chin, its identical in both images. It is quite obvious to me that Pakotime is using OnlyWaifus to generate its images. But let me do this: I will take an image off the eShop site for Hentai Girls: Naughty Gamer and compare it to an image I generated. I’ve never played Naughty gamer, but look at the results:

Pakotime’s Image is on the left. My Image is on the right. They’re made by the same engine called Onlywaifus!

Don’t Buy Pakotime Games!

Why should you care if Pakotime is using OnlyWaifus to make its images? You should care because there’s no reason to buy their games, not when you can make infinite identical Waifu images tailored to your liking for fourteen or twenty-three dollars a month. The Eshop is already cluttered with trash, I have already covered Midnight Works and Artem Kritinin. Now it is a Pakotime’s turn to get the hammer dropped on it. This company should go out of business for being cheap lazy assholes. Never buy their games, ever. You know their secret. You can create the identical artwork. I sincerely hope their days are numbered!

P.S. I was not paid by OnlyWaifus to write this editorial!

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Warning: Finally Pakotime made a NSFW game!

Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife is the next generation of Pakotime, famous for the Hentai Girls line of games. I know what happened, after releasing ten titles in 5 months diminishing returns set in to the point where I doubt they were selling enough copies to justify making them. Never mind that I guarantee that those cost peanuts to make. So Pakotime changed the name of the series, and brought along bare boobs. Yes there is nudity in this. No, it does not justify buying this, because the art is AI generated.Yes, even the boobs in Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife are AI generated by something called OnlyWaifus.

But the problem with Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife is the problem that plagues all these games, why? You can find AI generated porn images online, I already linked where Pakotime gets their images. All you’re really paying for is the ridiculously easy “puzzle game” that is the same game in 90% of these. I imagine once Sugoi girls line reaches diminishing returns, Pakotime is going to pull a hot love dreams and bare all. And it will sell for a few weeks until Nintendo gets around to pulling it. Then I don’t know what Pakotime will do. Probably fold, and the eShop will be a hundred times better for it. Do not buy these games, they are bottom barrel and terrible. The worst of the Nintendo eShop personified.

Overall: Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife is Pakotime bringing the bare boobs, but still not bringing a reason to buy it.

Verdict: Garbage

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P.S. Read my full editorial on where Pakotime gets their images.

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Dear Pakotime: I did a cursory search and found nothing on you. But judging the AI artwork in Hentai Girls Sweets Doctor, and the other three Hentai Girls titles, I assume its one guy publishing under a pseudonym. We need to talk. We need to have a frank conversation about you are doing with your life. You are publishing trash “hentai” games that don’t actually have any nudity, every two weeks. The women are all AI generated, and I’m beginning to think the images are the same game to game, just with the clothes swapped. I could download the previous titles and check, but I really don’t care to do so. I’d rather talk about you, than talk about Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor. There just isn’t anything to talk about, they’re all the same game, what are you doing?

I know what you’re doing, you’re releasing low effort trash to make some cash from gullible horny dudes. But how much money are you really making? Is releasing the same game every two weeks really paying dividends? Is this what you want to be known for, Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor? Do you brag about this to your friends? Does your family know? Decades from now, on your death bed, when asked what your life accomplishment was, are you going to say this series? I think I know how you’d respond, but considering the silence, I don’t think you care. I’ll stop addressing you now.

I’m done with the Hentai Girls series. Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor will be my last. It isn’t because I don’t like clicks, its because I’ve run out of things to say. They’re the same game every time and eventually every topic gets discussed. So I’ll be ignoring them going forward.

Overall: Hentai Girls Sweet Doctor is the same game as all the others, not worth your time.

Verdict: Garbage

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I just come off reviewing a Pretty Girls game that was pretty good. Now I have to review Hentai Girls College Crush, which is the same exact game as Office Romance and Hot Police. It is bottom of the barrel, low effort garbage that is stinking up the eShop. I hate Pakotime more than I hate Midnight Works. At least with Midnight Works, their trash is varied. Pakotime Just releases the same AI generated garbage over and over again. And they’re not alone in this style. BigBoot Studio, the geniuses behind the tour-de-force Jigsaw Ice Princess has released Jigsaw Dinosaurs. among other titles. I actually own Jigsaw Dinosaurs, but refuse to review it for some reason. I have to review to this garbage for the hits I’ll get. Its insidious.

The word Hentai appears in every other lewd game now, even if it doesn’t include actual hentai. Developers do it for the same reason, I review the games, for the hits, and well tricking people into the thinking games like Hentai Girls College Crush contain tits. It doesn’t. It is rated T. It is really annoying and I wish they’d stop doing it, seriously. If you’re going to have the word hentai in the title, I want hentai, not tame AI generated imagery.

If you noticed, I just copied and pasted a paragraph I used in the other two Hentai Girls games. Why not, this review can be as low effort as this entire series. Heck, I probably put more effort into trashing these games as the developers do making them. Though I make far less money, as this is a labor of love. So, yes, do not buy Hentai Girls College Crush, it sucks.

Overall: Hentai Girls College Crush is total and complete garbage with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Verdict: Garbage

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