Tapulation

"Do you like bragging to your friends about your quick hands, even though they don't care and probably make fun of you behind your back and let's face it you only got those quick hands from doing things we won't mention in any detail in case kids are reading this? If so, our app is perfect for you!

Tapulation will test your reflexes, compare you to your peers, and tell you exactly what it thinks about your performance (hint: much like your mom, we'll never think you're good enough). It's a lot of fun at parties, and is a great way to break the ice on your first date (but probably not if you want a second). But beware: premature tapulation is no laughing matter.

So waste some of your hard earned money on Tapulation today. It costs a lot less than those calls to the telephone psychic you were planning, and we - the psychic included - all know you don't have anything better to do."

Travis Newby